my bf said he’d be here at 6 to pick me up for lazer tag and its 6:20 GAHH get here and save me from the german shepherd that won’t stop crying for no reason
70 degrees today.
It’s a miracle. Lara and I had a fun time walking around together outside but she’s exhausted now because she’s not used to this heat ;)
You can basically just assume, without even knowing what this thing is, that it is from Australia.
Fuck that shit this thing is a pokemon
one of her recalls lol. PIGGGGYYY!
K let me talk about my favorite makeup product EVER.
Urban Decay Primer Potion.
This shit is the bomb. It’s kind of expensive ($20 per tube) but the tube lasts A REALLY LONG TIME. I went to sephora and got a free sample of this (the size of a pea) and it lasted for 3 months, so I don’t even know how long this tube will last me (years.).
I have the 2nd one, “Sin,” it’s a sort of rosy gold color that’s really nice - has a shimmer to it. The main one at the top is colorless but I like the “Sin” because sometimes when I am too lazy to put eyeshadow on, the nice color of the primer actually looks like an eye shadow. Some people don’t like shimmery eyeshadows and prefer matte, but you can just throw matte eyeshadow over it no big deal.
To give you perspective to how awesome this shit is, I put some on yesterday at 10 am. $2 eyeliner from E.L.F., and some really loose powder shadow that usually falls off after an hour or two. I proceeded to play with Lara, go to a wedding, come home, cook, play outside more, go to a wedding reception for several hours, come home for 10 minutes, go to Dave and Busters and play DDR and sweaty games for 3 hours. Basically I was on the go from 10 am til 2 am that night (math: 16 hours) and I came home with perfect eyeliner and eyeshadow, but my blush, lower lid eyeliner, and everything had totally worn off. If I could find the equivalent of this for my face I would.
So. Bottom line. If you like doing your eye makeup, buy this. it’s really really good and I recommend it to everyone because you can buy the cheapest, shittiest eyeliners and eyeshadows and they will stay on and look perfect.
She’s so perfect and glorious sometimes ahhhhh and I am glad she’s got a nice topline.
OMG havent had these in years.
the tangerine ones are better
OH MY GOD want them so bad now
I dont know if my woman’s tea or whatever (the one that is supposed to relieve pms symptoms) or just random stuff is the cause, but this month my stomach is not bloated but my boobs are like a whole cup size bigger and that makes me really happy. Bahaha